petition for the tumblr mods to ban all the tumblr famous with over 200 followers. they are full of themselves and are all assholes and they are impossible to avoid. let me blog in peace -_-
destroy the tumblr famous bourgeoise
Distribute followers/notes equally amongst the proletarians
Do you hear the people sing?
salt-burn-and-fangirl said: Have I ever told ya I really like your Dad? And not just because he drove us around for free several times.
EVERYONE likes my dad. So I´m gonna make a list:
1-He drives me everywhere if I call him, even if it’s 2 AM and I´m reaaaalllyyyy far, AND EVEN when I´m almost 22 years old.
2-He likes to text me randomly with things like “Today’s Batman’s birthday” or “Did you see Dwayne Johnson´s ukulele?”
3- “Here, I bought you this chocolate eggs with little princesses and Lion King’s character inside”
4-He has been on car accidents, and he was shot 5 times some years ago, and you can’t notice!
5-He is the wall between me, and my mom and her chancleta.
6-Basically, he’s awesome and I love him.
"Te ganaste una hora en el pelotero".
MY DAD THREATENS ME WITH DASHCON, FOR FUCKS SAKE.
Dashcon staff with the $17k
I never reblog stuff but come on, this is the funniest shit ever!
I need $17.000 you guys. For science.
"-Mom, do we have porn channels?
-Because Germany it’s fucki….WAIT WHAT?"