salt-burn-and-fangirl said: Have I ever told ya I really like your Dad? And not just because he drove us around for free several times.
EVERYONE likes my dad. So I´m gonna make a list:
1-He drives me everywhere if I call him, even if it’s 2 AM and I´m reaaaalllyyyy far, AND EVEN when I´m almost 22 years old.
2-He likes to text me randomly with things like “Today’s Batman’s birthday” or “Did you see Dwayne Johnson´s ukulele?”
3- “Here, I bought you this chocolate eggs with little princesses and Lion King’s character inside”
4-He has been on car accidents, and he was shot 5 times some years ago, and you can’t notice!
5-He is the wall between me, and my mom and her chancleta.
6-Basically, he’s awesome and I love him.
"Te ganaste una hora en el pelotero".
MY DAD THREATENS ME WITH DASHCON, FOR FUCKS SAKE.
Dashcon staff with the $17k
I never reblog stuff but come on, this is the funniest shit ever!
I need $17.000 you guys. For science.
"-Mom, do we have porn channels?
-Because Germany it’s fucki….WAIT WHAT?"
I FREAKING LOVE YOU GUYS
(sorry for all the football related posts, I´M SO SORRY YOU GUYS, but we are so SO happy!!!)